having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
*walk to ya nearest barber & slams this photo on the table*
gimme this fuckkin swag.
*dont break eye contact*
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french
I WANT TO DO A COuple cosplay rly bad and kiss and stuff i wanna feel the otp within me
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
how are your grades?
Welcome to Texas where the forecasts are made up and the seasons don’t matter.
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired